In light of all the immigration protests from persons in the United States illegally, I’ve decided to test their idea of requesting…wait…no, demanding rights after entering a country illegally.
So I am requesting the following from the Italian government.
1. One (1) luxury waterfront Italian villa, with all living expenses paid for by the Italian government.
2. Six (6) fine and gorgeous as hell Italian men to wait on me hand and foot, night and day. I prefer, no wait, I demand 
those who look like:
a young Robert DeNiro
,
Louis Gross (the guy who plays Perry Annunziata/Tony’s bodyguard on The Sopranos)
or a young Marlon Brando
.
or older
either one, I’m not picky!
I’d also like for a handsome man from Greece like John Enos and one from Africa to be thrown into the mix as well.
And not to be greedy…but can I get a Russell Wong type too?
Pluh-eaze…oh pretty pluh-eaze?? 
Hell, why not! Just hook a sistah gurl up!!!!
I just hope and pray I’m not offered this:
(Can you believe I still have requests after #1 and #2?! 
)
3. Never ending funds for medical services, including pre-existing conditions. (hmm…does “crazy” count?)
4. Free education, transportation and access to all Italian government services.
5. And all funds given to me by the Italian government, I elect to send back to my country exclusively.
These are the things I would need to make me happy while in their country. I expect complete compliance, and I will march up and down their streets until demands are met.
Well, let’s wait and see what the Italian government’s response is shall we…. 
Ironically, unless you’re Native Indian, descendants of British-captured African slaves or African or Irish pre-slavery indentured servants, everyone in this country is an immigrant, or refugee (seeking religious freedom, food and shelter, and safety from persecution, or just couldn’t survive in Europe under its laws and rules).
America is living under the rule of European immigrants/refugees. Even old customs are now part of laws and traditions here. And at one point European immigrants/refugees included the diseased, poor, deformed and criminally insane.
The Five Points section of New York City became crime ridden because of many refugees from Europe, and deteriorating conditions forced out African-Americans who owned their own media, businesses, prestigious schools and property. The second Fugitive Slave Law enacted by Congress in 1850 to protect slavemasters compounded the problem for freed blacks.
And let’s not forget African-American citizens who were killed in the 1917 St. Louis riot by European immigrants/refugees because African-American citizens were simply looking for work in the area, or the Chinese-American coal mine workers killed in the late 1800’s by whites for working during a strike. And I cannot ever forget the worst race riot in history, the 1921 Tulsa, Oklahoma race riot which was the result of poor and under-educated European immigrants destroying an ENTIRE wealthy black neighborhood, with help from NRA and law enforcement.
All that said, it’s one thing to come to this country through a long-standing immigration process, but it’s another to enter this country with expectation that you’re the moral standard for who gets to come after you, especially after failing to learn the history of THIS country: ALL WERE WELCOMED, even the diseased and criminally insane which UK Captain James Cook dropped off into US territories.
There are many from other areas of the world who have to wait their turn to legally immigrate to the United States. Meanwhile, a majority of immigrants illegally enter from European countries, while those whose actual homeland IS this country are denied entrance. Vicente Fox is also encouraging immigration into US by any means necessary because the money from this country will better help his country, and it will take his country too long to build up his country’s own economy. Just wow.
