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There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience. —French Proverb - hmmm, zee French say thiszz? who knew?!
FINAL RESULTS OF PREVIOUS POLLS
Operation Beat DownIf a street fight broke out between each of the following, who would win? |
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| Jet Li vs. Jackie Chan: | |
| Jet Li, definitely! | 58% |
| Jackie Chan, no doubt about it! | 42% |
| Steven Seagal vs. Jean Claude Van Damme: | |
| Seagal, of course. | 69% |
| Van Damme all the way. | 31% |
| Laila Ali vs. Joanie "Chyna" Laurer: | |
| Ali, Ali, Ali! | 78% |
| Chyna, you go girl! | 22% |
| Once again, my mama vs. someone else's mama: | |
| My mama, OK! | 95% |
| The other mama, unfortunately. | 5% |
Jobs, Jobs, Jobs
What's Up With It?!
| Do you like your job? | |
| Yeah, it's cool. | 41% |
| No, it could be better or "What Job?!" | 59% |
| How many times a day have you wanted to drop kick your boss? | |
| At least once. | 33% |
| OMG. All day long, without a lunch break! | 67% |
| Is Human Resources a joke or helpful? | |
| An absolute joke, with laff tracks to match! | 91% |
| They're helpful for me. | 9% |
| What should your company do about slackers? | |
| Lock 'em all in the bathroom, survivor style. | 76% |
| Wait, I'm a slacker...lemme think about that. | 24% |
Relationships Poll
"The Confessional"
| Have you ever cheated? | |
| Yes, I have | 44% |
| No, I have not | 56% |
| Have you ever covered for someone who's cheating on someone? | |
| Yes, I have | 40% |
| No, I have not | 60% |
| Can you continue a relationship with someone after you've caught them cheating? | |
| Yes, I can. | 24% |
| Nope, never. It's over. | 76% |
| Who cheats the most? | |
| Men | 70% |
| Women | 30% |
Death Row, and I don't mean Dr. Dre
"Kill or Keep Them"
| Do you oppose the death penalty? | |
| Yes, I'm against it. | 21% |
| No, I support it. | 79% |
| Your neighbor kills your entire family, and the dog, after raping them all (yes, raping the dog too!) repeatedly. Do you STILL oppose the death penalty? | |
| Yes, I'm still against it. | 15% |
| No, I still support it. | 42% |
| I'd rather kill them myself. | 42% |
| Should we feed, clothe, medicate and house violent and predatory offenders? | |
| Yes, we should. | 18% |
| No, kill them or let them fend for themselves. | 82% |
| Can violent repeat predators be rehabilitated? | |
| Yes, it is possible. | 12% |
| No, hell no! | 88% |
White House 2008
"Election-Infection"
And I'm watching you Floridians! Every vote WILL count here! 
WOW!! Thanks to everyone who participated in this poll! And each vote was counted and rechecked!
| Who was your presidential choice for 2008? | |
| John McCain | 5.1% |
| Hillary Clinton | 5.1% |
| Barack Obama | 46.2% |
| John Edwards | 25.6% |
| Mike Huckabee | 0% |
| Ron Paul | 7.7% |
| Fred Thompson | 7.7% |
| Mitt Romney | 0% |
| Other | 2.6% |
| What Is Your Economic Status? (Dollars and Cents) | |
| Filthy Rich So Keep Back 200 Feet | 5.1% |
| Middle Income and Comfortable | 15.4% |
| Middle Income Slipping Into Poorville | 51.3% |
| Lower Income | 28.2% |
| Public/Government Assistance | 0% |
| There is a lot of talk about "change". Do you believe it? | |
| Yes I believe. | 10.3% |
| Depends upon who is elected. | 30.8% |
| Nope, it is just election b.s. | 59.0% |
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