PLEASE, please behave! Act like you got a halo over your head for a few days.
No fucking cussing!!!!
No friggin’ out of control drunk off your ass drinkin’ unless you’re at communion with the Pope!!
Jesus smoked pot, so you can do that!
Keep your hookers and strippers in the closet unless yall going to church together!!
Just whatever you think about doing before saying “whateva” just before doing it, don’t fucking do it!
Don’t make me send the mafia over to you to explain thoroughly! You know they are some die hard catholics!!
This has been a public service announcement!
Wait…does anyone know where Cheney-that-Dick is?!! Somebody keep watch on his gun-totin ass!
And I guess I should get my catholic ass in a church soon!